You’d think King Friday were going to show up any minute.  We have a pretend castle (the green one) in the backyard.  We have a pretend fireplace in the living room.  And yesterday, after years of agonizing over the live-versus-artificial debate (my vote: Christmas Philodenron)  Mr. SuperHusband came home with a pretend Christmas tree.

I draw the line, however,  at the can of pine-scent spray.